Thursday 8 July 2010

Asian Babe Shares Bed With Aryan Sweetheart

Further supporting the statement that 107 is a halfway house

This week Kim's Japanese friend Haruna came to stay . . . . we all have no idea how they know each other
but im guessing one of those year 7 pen pall things got way out of hand . . . neither the less.

I think we sent her back a broken woman.

Our first meeting was when i returned from work to find Kim and Patch doing coke (fancy dans) off a war of the worlds dvd case. . . . . i don't know which i found more embarrassing the fact this girl had to see it , or the fact that we own a copy of war of the worlds.

FUCK YOU Dakota Fanning.

The poor girl spent a few days sight seeing in capital city then was whisked up to the City Of Villains

First stop , The cultural epicentre that is Godiva Festival,
For those not well versed in Godiva Festival its the one time of the year when its publicly acceptable to expose your children to scag addicts, football chavs and the overweight.


Try explaining what a chav is to a japanese girl . . . . more difficult than it sounds.

After hounding poor Haruna with drink and smokes the conversation moved to the joys of Ket . . . . . WHY DOES IT ALWAYS END IN KET!

Apparently a person can lead a very sheltered life away from drink and drugs quite easily.

We were then met by our friend who had

"got greedy greedy greedy"

with what she thought was meth but alas turned out to be Ket.
she then vanished into the crowd with a worried expression on her face.

I think i'm gonna do a piece on the worried face people get when they realise they've done too much ket.
"ALL I CAN SMELL IS KET"

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anyways just wanted to say fair does to Haruna for sticking it out with us.

did her trip highlight any problems with mine and my friends life style?



Nah.

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