The A to Z of Felching

Due to the staggering amount of interest and almost bottomless imformation / websites provided to me by the wonderful general public. I have been forced to write this blog.

Don't get me wrong its been an eye opener but really FELCHING! . . .

RIGHT!

the Urban Dictionary defines it as . . .
"The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg.anus , vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum."
Then Provides a freakin ace use of the word in a sentence. . .
"Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus"

I dont understand why they say its done in the vagina aswell as the ass cus literally all i found during my search was a load of gays cum farting . . . . . END OF!

DONT TRY AND NOT CLASSIFY IT AS A GAY/STRAIGHT THING . . . CUS ITS NOT!
i think it would be like sharing a period quite frankly.

For those of you who work better with visual aids i can provide some help be it a little censored cus i dont know how much i can get away with here.
















As you can see i've tried to get the turn of events into order of happening.
If your like me and your eyes have now be burned away i am truly truly sorry but it is my duty.

Personally for me i couldn't think of anything worse to do during sex , shy of sun flowering and anything involving small animals.
But if it ever happens to me trust me there will be a definite blog about it
And maybe a bit of NAME AND SHAME the other guilty party.
It reminds me of my friend who told me he had arrange a fuck date from the web and douched a little too long before the "date" and whle they were fucking a shit ton of shitty water gushed out of my friend. . . . apparantly they carried on regardless but for my its all a bit too Kill Bill .




if you know what i mean .


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If you get the urge to look up felching more be prepared for some shocking sights , Im still getting flash backs of projectile anal cum into a guys mouth. . . . I actually feel like ive been to NAM
you know when all those soldiers are like
"man you dont know shit. . . . ive seen stuff man . . . . "

Fuck have you . Ive just seen a cum waterfall out of some guys ass into two guys mouths AFTER DOUBLE PENETRATION!

TOP THAT WAR!

I wonder if anyone apart from porn stars have actually done it . And how do you go about asking your partner / fuck buddy if you can do it .
"Darling the moon is full and you look stunning tonight , can i cum in your ass and suck it out ?"
"no . . . . ? . . . . . GET OUT? . . . . . oh. . soooooooo . . no then"

okay maybe if your one of the overly arty people who lives in a squat and lead a pan sexual existence you might be able to get away with it , (little bit jealous).

Well anyways i wish to whoever has it done to them GOOD LUCK AND PUT A GROUND SHEET DOWN.