I know how you all love to read the rantings that spill from my mind and often shouldnt be read by anyone let alone friends , family and the general public.
SO! fucking in the great out doors ?
A friend recently asked me what my stance / position (if you'll pardon the pun) is on fucking in the great british countryside is. After a brief worry how this topic came up it made me think do people still do it ?
i personally think we are far from the GOLDEN AGE of cottaging now and the whole idea seems i bit . . . . . . . . eh , you know when people bring it up theyre trying to be racey and shocking but i think the only shocking thing about sex nower days is the missionary position in the dark.
For example my current boyf strangled me so hard during that the prospect of a black out was not too far from reality . and me giving him head while a man in texas watched VIA the wonderful world of MANROULETTE has become common place.
(oh again incase people think they can use this against me now , it really doesnt work when im openly telling you so simmer down)
Are we all so unphased by what our partners do to us and want doing to them that the we've become in effect prudes in that we dont want to say no in the fear that we ourselves will look like prudes if you understand what im getting at.
to quote Warhol "I just find sex so abstract".
Do you ever do that thing where you look at people and imagine their sex lives or the stuff theyre into ? But then you come across people who you think or so removed from it all you find it hard to think them as ever having sex . . . . . I LOVE THOSE PEOPLE!
I was in the V & A in the week enjoying a tea when across the dinning room sits the literally human version of that girl juno describes with the big glasses that jocks eat that kinda shit up. And it just made me smile to see how strange and removed again from everything we all take for granted . . . . . THIS GIRL . . . . IM TALKING , NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE!!!!! that kinda shit.
Anyways after a good 15 mins creating an attire back story for her i did feel pretty shit with myself cus she was on her own in a gallery eating some food but with surgical precision she cut it up into pieces.
I just hope she has mad skillz in bed.
